I bought a radio. I came back from Greece the other day and it felt silent. Too silent. Outside of my Greek flat I could listen to the rough Aegean winds (aka meltemia), various sounds in the building, stray cats having sex... all that jazz. Here, nothing. I negotiated the situation with AI, we agreed on a dab radio. Non negotiable: a remote, I come home, click a button, sounds appear. The radio appears two days later, batteries not included. I check, I didn't have these tiny AAA ones. Will buy them tomorrow with rest of the groceries. Sainsbury's local, I am having some cold, not worth to walk all the way to B&Q. - Do you have batteries? - Yes, we do, these are behind the counter, next to the cigarettes. - (It's just batteries, which so much protection) me thinks. Thanks, will check. - Please give me some AAA batteries, I request, having bought the rest of the groceries. - Well, we have only package of eight, the lady starts mumbling guiltily. - I only nee...