December, last day at the industrial all-inclusive in Egypt. Everything was already over with the 35-year-old virgin Chinese woman (not that anything had ever actually started anyway). Sen_saven went for his last swim… the Chinese woman went to take her last selfies… She had said she would meet him on the beach (she didn’t). Anyway, after a while sen_saven returns to his room and sees missed calls… “What do you want, woman?” he says. “Oh, nothing… Do you want to go to such-and-such tourist trap? They say they have nice lobsters there…” “Go by yourself,” he cuts her off. “I slept like crap with all this…” “Alright,” she insists, “but since the taxi needs cash, do you maybe have something I can borrow?” (never to be returned, of course). “Yeah, I found a twenty, let me take a shower to wash off the salt and you can come get it…” But as soon as sen_saven comes out of the shower, he sees a message: she managed to get cash herself and they’ll talk later… “Great,” thinks sen_saven,...